Recent music news headlines that have made me question my grip on reality.
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You know that thing when you’re scrolling through Twitter and come across an Onion headline and briefly think that it’s real? The opposite situation has been happening to me a lot lately — I’ve encountered a headline so bizarre that I assume it’s fake and I’m shocked by its actual reality. This scenario is far more disconcerting. For some reason, every one of these headlines has been music-related.
Here is a list of some of these headlines, all worrisome jumbles of words and proper nouns that have shaken me to my core.
Jack White and Jack Black Tease the Long-Awaited Collab “Jack Gray”
Stream Black Dresses’ New Album LOVE AND AFFECTION FOR STUPID LITTLE BITCHES
Highly Suspect Announce New Album With Song About Paternity Surprise
We live in a simulation, and daily I yearn to be yeeted directly out of it into the loving embrace of Jesus.